One of the Audience, the AI gods who run the islands as a show. It waits past the siege of Crypt 6: win the siege and the gate to it rises.
Attacks
Homing rockets
He slows and launches two homing rockets off his back. A warning circle follows whoever each one is chasing. Shoot them down or keep out of the circle.
Turbo rush
He races along his rail with his whole body burning. Getting close hurts and throws you off: stay clear of the track.
Hanging mines
He leaves a mine hanging where his tail was. It blows the moment someone gets close (or on its own later) and slows you. Shoot it from range.
Cocoon egg
He fires an egg from his cannon. Where it lands a cocoon sticks, and it hatches a Sniper Pod a few seconds later unless you destroy it.
Body contact
Touching him at any time hurts badly and throws you off. Don't stand on his track.
Sniper Pods
Hatched from cocoons, up to 4 at a time. Each locks its aim with a warning, then fires a beam down that line for several seconds. Leave the line, or kill the pod.
Rising acid
The acid floor rises during the fight and the jump pads sink. Touching it throws you up.
Damage is at level 33 against a level-33 player (645 health), before skills, blocks, shields and potions; the percentage is the share of your health one hit takes. "Each" marks a hit that repeats: every tick you stand in it, or every shot of a volley. Fight a god below its level and its hits grow; seven or more levels below, any hit takes your whole bar. The percentage on a card is the attack's share of the god's attack bag: it draws attacks from the bag, never the same one twice running, so the shares even out a little in play. Times in the descriptions are the god's own; gods fight faster than that, so in real time they run about a third shorter.
Health by party size
| Players | Health |
|---|---|
| 1 | 84,417 |
| 2 | 147,730 |
| 3 | 211,043 |
| 4 | 274,355 |
| 5 | 337,668 |
Chest
Each player gets their own roll once per run. The table is estimated by opening it thousands of times with the game's
own roll, with no siege artifacts; artifacts raise the weapon, attachment and lure chances and the gold.
On top of it the god leaves 1–2 of its trophy,
Catercoaster Plate, and the chest usually holds a treasure map to the next crypt's treasure isle (not if you have already looted that isle or carry its map; the god before the last crypt gives a loose map instead).
| Item | Quantity | Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ≈ Always | 100% | |
| ~1.5 | ≈ Always | 100% | |
| ~1.6 | ≈ 1/1.43 | 70.1% | |
| ~1.6 | ≈ 1/1.46 | 68.4% | |
| ~1.4 | ≈ 1/1.8 | 55.5% | |
| ~1.4 | ≈ 1/1.84 | 54.4% | |
| ~1.4 | ≈ 1/1.85 | 54% | |
| ~1.4 | ≈ 1/1.88 | 53.2% | |
| ~30.0 | ≈ 1/2.44 | 41% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2.79 | 35.9% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2.82 | 35.5% | |
| ~1.2 | ≈ 1/3.09 | 32.4% | |
| ~1.2 | ≈ 1/3.19 | 31.3% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/3.36 | 29.8% | |
| Clothing (Uncommon) | 1 | ≈ 1/3.7 | 27% |
| Clothing (Rare) | 1 | ≈ 1/4.63 | 21.6% |
| Clothing (Common) | 1 | ≈ 1/5.32 | 18.8% |
| Clothing (Epic) | 1 | ≈ 1/5.82 | 17.2% |
| 1 | ≈ 1/6.31 | 15.8% | |
| Clothing (Legendary) | 1 | ≈ 1/6.48 | 15.4% |
| 1 | ≈ 1/8.91 | 11.2% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/8.91 | 11.2% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/9.48 | 10.5% | |
| Better Quiver | 1 | ≈ 1/9.8 | 10.2% |
| 1 | ≈ 1/14.6 | 6.85% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/16.9 | 5.92% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/20.6 | 4.85% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/30.8 | 3.25% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/31.5 | 3.17% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/34.5 | 2.90% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/34.8 | 2.88% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/38.1 | 2.63% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/38.8 | 2.57% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/43 | 2.33% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/44 | 2.27% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/45.5 | 2.20% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/46 | 2.17% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/46 | 2.17% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/49.4 | 2.02% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/50 | 2.00% |
240 rarer finds (each under 1.85%)
| Item | Quantity | Rarity | Chance |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ≈ 1/54.1 | 1.85% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/54.1 | 1.85% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/55.6 | 1.80% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/57.1 | 1.75% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/58 | 1.73% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/59.7 | 1.68% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/60.6 | 1.65% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/66.7 | 1.50% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/69 | 1.45% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/69 | 1.45% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/71.4 | 1.40% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/71.4 | 1.40% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/72.7 | 1.38% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/74.1 | 1.35% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/75.5 | 1.32% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/75.5 | 1.32% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/76.9 | 1.30% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/78.4 | 1.27% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/81.6 | 1.23% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/83.3 | 1.20% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/85.1 | 1.18% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/90.9 | 1.10% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/93 | 1.07% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/95.2 | 1.05% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/100 | 1.00% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/103 | 0.975% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/103 | 0.975% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/111 | 0.900% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/111 | 0.900% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/111 | 0.900% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/114 | 0.875% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/125 | 0.800% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/129 | 0.775% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/129 | 0.775% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/129 | 0.775% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/133 | 0.750% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/138 | 0.725% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/148 | 0.675% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/148 | 0.675% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/160 | 0.625% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/160 | 0.625% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/167 | 0.600% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/167 | 0.600% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/167 | 0.600% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/167 | 0.600% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/167 | 0.600% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/174 | 0.575% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/174 | 0.575% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/182 | 0.550% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/182 | 0.550% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/190 | 0.525% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/190 | 0.525% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/200 | 0.500% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/200 | 0.500% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/211 | 0.475% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/211 | 0.475% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/222 | 0.450% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/222 | 0.450% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/235 | 0.425% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/235 | 0.425% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/235 | 0.425% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/235 | 0.425% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/235 | 0.425% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/250 | 0.400% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/250 | 0.400% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/250 | 0.400% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/250 | 0.400% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/267 | 0.375% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/267 | 0.375% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/267 | 0.375% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/286 | 0.350% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/286 | 0.350% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/286 | 0.350% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/286 | 0.350% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/286 | 0.350% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/308 | 0.325% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/333 | 0.300% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/333 | 0.300% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/333 | 0.300% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/333 | 0.300% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/364 | 0.275% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/400 | 0.250% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/444 | 0.225% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/500 | 0.200% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/571 | 0.175% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/667 | 0.150% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/800 | 0.125% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1000 | 0.100% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/1333 | 0.075% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/2000 | 0.050% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/4000 | 0.025% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/4000 | 0.025% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/4000 | 0.025% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/4000 | 0.025% | |
| 1 | ≈ 1/4000 | 0.025% |
Beating it earns a page of the Ballade, which Ira plays at the chapel in Rustwater.