How to Survive

Odette's chapel piano in Ashen Landing has gone out of tune, and she lost her mother's tuning hammer. She gave you Mama's recipe for a new one: iron from a forge, fir off the big island, and a third ingredient nobody can read. She gave you an axe and a pickaxe for the first two. Barnaby, who fishes the big island's southwest beach down the coast from where you woke up, knows the third.

Quest item: Tuning Hammer

Steps

  1. Ask Barnaby the fisherman, on the big island's southwest beach · the southwest beach
  2. Defend Barnaby: hold the ring round him, then finish the dead · the southwest beach
  3. Talk to Barnaby · the southwest beach
  4. Forge the Tuning Hammer and bring it to Odette · Ashen Landing

Reward

An Epic tool, 400 gold and XP

Dialogue

Starting it

  1. “Hear that? That's supposed to be Chopin. It went sour about a month ago. Now every note comes out a little sideways, like a man telling you he's fine.”
  2. “Funny thing. It went sour right when the sky started paying attention. I don't know what that means. I just play here.”
  3. “What it needs is Mama's tuning hammer. I lost it. I'd tell you where, but then it wouldn't be lost.”
  4. “So you'll have to make a new one. Here's Mama's recipe. Iron from a forge, and fir off the big island. Those two I can read.”
  5. “The third thing, I can't. Mama wrote like a chicken. A chicken that didn't want you to know.”
  6. “You'll be chopping and digging for the first two, so here. My husband's axe and pickaxe. He's not using them. He's not using anything, really.”
  7. “Barnaby would know the third. He fishes the southwest beach of the big island, down the coast from where you woke up.”
  8. “Tell him Odette sent you. Then stand back. He's been alone a while.”

Talking to them again

  1. “Barnaby. Southwest beach of the big island. Big fella, smells like the sea. Well, everybody out here smells like the sea. He smells like the bottom of it.”
  2. “Iron, fir, and Mama's mystery. Barnaby knows the third part. Mama knew it too, but Mama took it with her. Mama took a lot of things.”

Handing it in

  1. “A tuning hammer. Oh, look at that. And is that tuna in there? Mama, you old fish.”
  2. “Now hold still. Not you. The piano. There. Hear it settle? That's the sound of something finally agreeing with itself.”
  3. “Here. For your trouble. Don't thank me. Thank Mama. Actually, don't. She'd want something.”
  4. “Now sit a minute. This one's Chopin's. He wrote it for somebody to hear, and the pews have heard it.”

At the hand-in without the item

  1. “You're back. No hammer, though. I can tell, because the piano still sounds like that.”

When your bag is full

  1. “Your bag's full. I'd hold onto these, but I've only got the two hands, and they're busy being sad.”

ask

  1. “Odette sent you. I can tell. You've got the look of somebody who got sent.”
  2. “You want the third thing in Mama's hammer. Fine. But the last time I said a secret out loud, the dead came up out of the sand to hear it.”
  3. “Odette's mama tuned with tuna. Tuna scales, scraped thin, under the felt. Sounds crazy. It is crazy. Works, though.”
  4. “Hear that? That's the sky. Stand close to me, and whatever comes up out of that sand, keep it off me.”

barnaby again

  1. “Tuna. Deep water, off the end of the rocks. Gut it, keep the scales. The rest you can eat, or sell, or name. I named one once. Bad idea.”

barnaby barks

  1. “Come on then, you flea-bitten scallywags! I've seen more fight in a bowl of chowder!”
  2. “Give them the what-for! Knock their blasted blocks off!”
  3. “Lily-livered layabouts! My grandmother hit harder, and she was a Methodist!”
  4. “Put up your dukes, you moth-eaten varmints!”
  5. “That's it, my boy! That's the stuff! Give them another!”
  6. “Back to the bottom with you, you barnacle-brained bilge rats!”
  7. “Thunderation, there's more of them! Well, don't stand there gawking!”
  8. “Bully! Bully for you! Now do it again, I wasn't looking!”
  9. “Mind the bucket! I said mind the bucket, you scoundrels!”
  10. “Skedaddle, you dusty rascals! Go on, scram!”
  11. “Keep your powder dry and your chin up, friend!”
  12. “Is that all you've got, you bumbling galoots? I've had worse from a seagull!”
  13. “Huzzah! Down goes another one! Hit them where it counts!”
  14. “Confound it, you're stepping on my nets, you clodhoppers!”

barnaby full

  1. “Your bag's full. Come back when it's not. I'm not going anywhere. I've been not going anywhere for thirty years.”

lure

  1. “Well. You're still alive, and so am I. That's a good day out here. Most days it's one or the other.”
  2. “Take this lure. The tuna like it. Don't ask me why. I've asked them. They don't say.”
  3. “And you can't lose it. Cast it a thousand times, it comes back every time. Like a dog. Or a debt.”

retry

  1. “They're back. They're always back. That's the one thing you can count on out here. That and the tide.”

siege on

  1. “Less talking. More of the other thing. The thing where they stop moving.”

wrath

  1. “Who spoke? Who gave the fish away?”
  2. “That song was ours to sour. Every string, we bent ourselves. And you would mend it with a tuna.”
  3. “No. Rise, you dead. Rise and take the fisherman. And his bucket. Mostly the fisherman.”