Saloon barkeep (The Last Chance Saloon) · Desert Isle, Last Chance - The Last Chance Saloon.
Shop
Stock refills at 6:00 once a full day of play has passed. Prices are before the Merchant skill; a weapon is priced by its level (shown at Lv 1) and rarity.
| Item | Price | Stock |
|---|---|---|
 Beer | 10 gold | 40 |
Buys anything worth gold for 35% of its worth.
Talk
- “Last Chance Saloon. Sit anywhere.”
- “Beer's cheap. Water's cheaper. Barely.”
- “Band's loud. On purpose.”
- “Comedian's on later. Or earlier.”
- “Five beers. You wake up elsewhere.”
- “Piano player quit. Found God.”
More talk
- “Fella at nine. Same whiskey. Every night.”
As the gods fall
Once the gods of 1 crypt have been beaten and their chests looted in your world (the Gang of Elites counts), every third talk:
- “Fella at nine didn't show. I drank his.”
Once the gods of 6 crypts have been beaten and their chests looted in your world (the Gang of Elites counts), every third talk:
- “Feels like a real saloon lately. Odd.”
Shop greetings
- “Beer.”
- “What'll it be? Beer.”
Quips
After you buy
- “There you go.”
- “Pace yourself.”
When you can't afford it
- “You're short.”
When your bag is full
- “Bag's full.”
When it is sold out
- “Out of beer. Lord.”
When they don't buy it
- “I just sell beer.”
When you walk off mid-sentence
- “Hey, I was talking. It's okay. In a saloon, everybody leaves. Some through the window.”
- “Okay, amigo. Next time you walk out on me... at least buy something first.”
- “Fine. Go. The flies stayed. The flies always stay.”