How to Survive

Chapel pianist (lone chapel) · Big island, High Ridge chapel on the north ridge near Dungeon_3 (Chopin Prelude Op. 28 No. 7).

Talk

  1. “Name's Maude. I play the piano up here. It's a prelude. Chopin. Forty seconds long. People climb all morning to hear it. They get here right at the end. Every time.”
  2. “Folks ask how the piano got up the mountain. I tell them the chapel was built around it. Then they ask how the piano got up before the chapel. So I play it again. That's my answer.”
  3. “There's a wizard down the ridge. Merrick. He waves sometimes. I wave back. We've never talked. I don't want to know what he does. And he doesn't want to hear this song again.”
  4. “You can see the whole island from the door. The town, the lake, the crypts. On a clear day you can see the next island. On a foggy day you can see the door.”
  5. “Chopin wrote twenty-four of these. One for every key. Mine's in A major. That's the nice one. I asked for it. You don't climb a mountain to be sad. You can do that at home.”
  6. “My doctor said, Maude, you need fresh air and exercise. So I play the piano on a mountain. The air's fresh. And the walk up is the exercise. I've done it once.”

When you walk off mid-sentence

  • “That's alright. It was almost over anyway. It's always almost over.”
  • “Go on. Mind the edge on the way down. It doesn't mind you.”
  • “Leaving already? The song's forty seconds long. You couldn't give me forty seconds?”