How to Survive

Townsfolk · Big island (Harbour Meadows), Meadowbay, south-west houses toward the shore.

Talk

  1. “Are you a fisherman? You've got the look. Tired, wet, and a little bit disappointed.”
  2. “My late husband said there's a whale out past the reef as big as the town. I never saw it. Then again, I never saw the town from the sea. Maybe the town's the size of a whale.”
  3. “There's an island out east where it's so hot the cactuses wear hats. That's what I heard. I may have heard it wrong. I was at the tavern.”
  4. “If you're heading out to sea, tell somebody. That way when you don't come back, they'll know which way to look. They won't go. But they'll look.”
  5. “Young people today, all they want is boats. In my day we just stayed where we were. And look how that turned out. Here I am. Still here.”

When you walk off mid-sentence

  • “Oh. Well. My husband used to leave the room like that. Now he's left altogether.”
  • “Off you go, then. Don't mind me. Nobody does. That's how I hear everything.”
  • “How rude. I'll have to tell someone about you. Which I was going to anyway.”